…does it take to feel the effects from an Absinthe Lollipop? One lick? Two licks? Three? (Crunch!) Well, the world may never know, but you can start your very own study on the subject at home. That’s right – Absinthe Lollipops are here, and they’re not your regular, run-of-the-mill tootsie roll pops, either. Nope, these suckers are the real deal, made with legendary (and now completely legal) absinthe, sure to give you a good dose of the Green Fairy.

Not quite ready to jump on the absinthe wagon? Prefer a breakfast lollipop to a liquor one? Ok, ok, you probably never really ever thought about eating a lollipop for breakfast, at least not since you were a kid… but on the off chance that you have, or if the idea intrigues you at all, Maple Bacon Lollipops are for you. Yep. I said it. Maple Bacon Lollipops. These suckers offer salty chunks of organic cured bacon, suspended in a subtle, sweet, Vermont maple syrup base. Mmmmmm.

Move over corn dogs – this is the new way to enjoy meat on a stick.

Heard of any other bizarre but wonderful sucker creations? I’m always ready to try something new (hint, hint).

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