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Best Beer in the World

Guinness PintAfter a beer festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

Corona’s president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser’s president says, "I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

Coors’ president says, "I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

Then the guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I."

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4 Responses to “Best Beer in the World”

  1. Hannah Says:

    HA! That made me laugh out loud! How true it is…

  2. Ed Says:

    Brilliant!

    This one is right up there with the “Blonde walking along the canal” joke.

  3. Scott - The Brew Club Says:

    Great joke! “Its funny because its true.” - (Fat Tony on the Simpsons)

  4. Liz Says:

    So what are you guys saying about blondes?

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