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All of My Beer Dreams Just Came True

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 by Liz

Dave gathered us in the conference room here at KegWorks to unveil an exciting new product. I had no idea how exciting it was. Our product team brings in a lot of cool stuff but never anything like this.

Instant Beer PowderSomehow, the stars have aligned and we have exclusive rights to sell the world’s first powdered beer, here in the US! Yep, that’s right. Powdered beer. As in you have powder that turns into beer when mixed with water. I feel like I’ve died and gone to beer heaven.

Insta-Beer uses advanced German technology to fully ferment the mixture and have it ready for consumption in less than a minute’s time. Your water to beer time depends solely on how fast you can stir!

We each got to taste a pint and I had some doubts, seeing as this all seems too good to be true. The line-up includes Insta-Lager, Insta-Stout, Insta-Bock and Insta-Belgian Ale. The Belgian boasts a 10.5% ABV, so I grabbed one of those packets pretty quick.

I actually mixed it right in my water bottle – I like it shaken, not stirred. True to the promises on the package, in approximately 45 seconds I had a Poland-Spring bottle full of bold, beautiful beer. There was a nice amount of foam head (probably a little more than desirable but keep in mind, I did shake it!) No kidding, this stuff tastes incredible. I’d actually liken it to a pint of a good craft beer on draft and it costs a whopping 66¢ per packet! Not to mention, you can make it anywhere. Anyone can easily sneak it into sporting events, bring it camping or take it to a concert… the possibilities are endless!

When I think about technology and how far we’ve come, my head tends to spin. When I think about Insta-Beer, it doesn’t matter anymore! Who cares how we got here, the important thing is – we’re here. Great beer is now at your disposal whenever, wherever! You can’t beat it. Thank God for those Germans.

We officially released it to the public today and quantities are sure to disappear fast! Be one of the first to get your hands on this miracle product. See all of the Insta-Beer details here!

TAGS [ INSTANT BEER | POWDERED BEER | POWDER BEER | INSTA-BEER ]

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15 Responses to “All of My Beer Dreams Just Came True”

  1. Bill Gates Says:

    Do you give bulk discounts?

  2. Bill Joy Says:

    Just buy the company Bill. Sheesh.

  3. Bob Says:

    How did we get from the amazing craft beer revolution to. . .this?

    wait. april fools. right? good one. :)

  4. Brian Says:

    April fools?

  5. Hannah Says:

    Bob, Brian, and to all the rest…. APRIL FOOL’S!! :)

  6. Bill Gates Says:

    I’m serious…I want some of this stuff.
    Hannah - what are your digits, you sound hot!

  7. Hannah Says:

    Why, thanks Bill. 716-357-2127…. call me! ;)

  8. Bill Gates Says:

    1-800-426-9400 are mine.
    Or you can snail mail me @
    Microsoft Corporation
    c/o Big Bill
    One Microsoft Way
    Redmond, WA 98052-6399

  9. Liz Says:

    Oh Hannah, you truly are a hurricane! If anyone can sound hot declaring April Fool’s on our company blog next to the generic silhouette man icon, it’s you.

  10. Hannah Says:

    prrrrrrrrr…… :)

  11. Bill Gates Says:

    Oh baby! I need to meet this chic at the bar. I heard you frequent AllenTown a lot. Shall we meet at Office Depot, or maybe it’s Office Max…Oh wait…I remember what it is now! It’s Staples! Do they have a red swingline there?

  12. Hannah Says:

    Ha ha ha. Alright Bill Gates, see you in allentown.

  13. Shane Says:

    Insta-lies!

  14. Bill Gates Says:

    Thanks for the great evening Hannah. I had a blast!

    But back to the instant beer. I do really think this is a great idea and am willing to put some money into research to see how it can be done. I’m willing to offer a grant for a million dollars to anybody who comes up with the best project plan. Email me at bill@microsoft.com

  15. Hannah Says:

    Bill, the pleasure was mine.

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