I can barely contain myself. Seriously. I’m practically foaming at the mouth. If I were a raccoon, they would probably feel the need to put me down, solely for the safety of others. In fact, that might not be a bad idea anyway—starting next weekend, anyone and everyone is subject to the possibility of being positively pummeled by yours truly, all in the name of football.

I may be a pint-sized chick but I dare you to even try to avoid me in a tackle. Go on, just try. I’ll even give you a fighting chance; when you hear the word "FOOTBALL!" bellowing out of my little lungs, you have .5 seconds to duck the attack or brace yourself. No one has ever been able to evade it, so I suggest that latter.

Yes… regular season NFL football begins next weekend and I couldn’t be more excited. And working for a place like KegWorks, I can’t even find reprieve at work. Whether I’m working on tailgating graphics, emails, or simply in convo with one of the boys, football is everywhere I turn. I’m a ticking time bomb. The fuse is lit, and by next Sunday, I’m going to blow.

If you love football even half as much as I do, you’re a pretty big fan. Fans like us need to tailgate. Tailgating like ours is pretty serious – think Bills fan serious (yes, I am a Bills fan by birth and it shows). This means Buffalo chicken wings, cold, crisp beer on tap and plenty of drink-oriented games to keep us entertained in the stadium parking lot from 7am until the main event… or craziness like this ensues:

Image from commissioneroftailgating.com

Don’t let tailgating-gone-wrong (albeit hysterical) happen to you! Stock up on tailgating supplies now, whether you watch the game at the stadium, at home, a bar or wherever. You owe it to yourself, your team and NFL fans everywhere!

3… 2… 1… FOOTBAAAAALLLLLL!!!

TAGS [ TAILGATING | NFL FOOTBALL | FOOTBALL TAILGATING | TAILGATING SUPPLIES | BUFFALO WINGS | BEER ON TAP | BEER PONG ]