Pole Positions: Dancer Poles in the Home
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 by $haneStill don’t have your dancer pole?
I don’t know what you’re waiting for. Time is running out for you to be in a pole dancing competition. Check out this one …
And also check out the ticket prices. I’d love to see who’s dropping that kind of cash on such an event, other than our favorite sports stars and rockstars.
Don’t forget the many other uses for you dancer pole as well:
1. The kids love it, can’t keep their damn hands off of it.
2. Great prop if you are a fireman for Halloween.
3. Makes a real handy tool if you need to knock bats off the ceiling.
4. Play "fancy" telephone. No more wrapping paper rolls.
5. Pole vaulting!
6. Rolling out big dough.
7. Impaling enemies.
8. A tunnel for matchbox cars.
9. A modern Native American snow snake.
10. Exotic dancer attraction device.
11. Exercise!
12. Fancy bed headboard.
2. Great prop if you are a fireman for Halloween.
3. Makes a real handy tool if you need to knock bats off the ceiling.
4. Play "fancy" telephone. No more wrapping paper rolls.
5. Pole vaulting!
6. Rolling out big dough.7. Impaling enemies.
8. A tunnel for matchbox cars.
9. A modern Native American snow snake.
10. Exotic dancer attraction device.
11. Exercise!
12. Fancy bed headboard.
Just stop procrastinating and GET YOUR POLE! Here’s how to order …
TAGS [ DANCE POLES | DANCER POLES | POLE DANCING | EXERCISE ]
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September 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
$hane, man… Billy Mays would be proud!