We care so much about our beer. It is our passion, our hobby, our dangling carrot. The promise of some quality time with good friends and better beer is a world-class salve on the festering wound that is a slow work week. Would we travel to the ends of the Earth just to get our hands on one glistening pint of our most beloved brew? Is that even really a question? Of course we would, and our only regret would be that we couldn’t hop on an Urk-Pad and get there quicker.
But even with all that all-encompassing love, there’s room for improvement. Too often, we are consumed with impatient lust for our beer, and in our haste to instantly gratify our tastebuds, we ignore the greater sensory delights that skim just beneath the surface. Sure beer is a tongue-tickling delight, but why stop there? We can make our suds-soaked hearts swoop and swoon all over again by making every effort to involve our noses, our eyes, and ultimately, our souls.
Let me cut to the chase here. We’ve all guzzled down countless brews from bottles and cans, or from pint glasses and red plastic cups, or from a particularly slurpable spill. There’s no shame in that. Our thirsts demanded attention, and we paid heed. But the time has come to embrace a different experience; to tell our thirsts, "Easy there fella. You’ve still got top billing, but I’ve got other senses to set on fire." The time has come for the multi-sensory sensationalism of Offero glasses!
These aren’t just beer glasses. Hell, they aren’t even just glasses. Instead, consider them a step forward, a nod towards the future of refreshment. Put a set of Offero glasses in your barware cabinet, and you’ll never "drink" another beer again. But you’ll "experience" plenty of them!
The slanted lip design is the absolute definition of elegant simplicity. With one slight tweak on a standard stemmed glass, Offero has created something wholly new. Besides providing a unique visual appearance, this slanted lip makes it easy to absorb the aromas of your beer with every sip. Taste and smell are teammates. Allow them to work together, and they’ll score a touchdown in the pleasure centers of your beery brain.
Not every beer is worth savoring with every fiber of your being. But if you’re on the cutting edge of craft beer deliciousness, it’s time to move beyond your mouth. Engage your senses and become a better beer drinker with Offero glasses!