Protect the keg! Make it official that you’re in charge of the keg with this heavyweight Keg Security T-shirt.
In addition to looking awesome, additional benefits of Keg Security include:
• The authority to ban refills for those who can’t pour
• You decide who gets the next pour (this comes in handy when the hot chick you have been flirting with all night gets thirsty)
• You can belch at any volume at any time without excusing yourself
• You are first in line for keg stands
• By law, you are the one that gets to yell “Keg’s Kicked.”
