5 Random Things Just As Wrong As Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance

Everyone is all up in arms about Miley Cyrus’ disturbing performance at the VMAs last night. I didn’t watch the entire performance but I’ve caught enough glimpses of it/her online this morning to know that it was bad. Really bad.

While I absolutely agree that it was frightening and all kinds of wrong, I kindly ask you all to remember that there are other things happening today and many of them are are equally (if not more) upsetting. Behold a handful of examples.

5 Random Things Just As Wrong As Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance

1. McDonalds Selling Chicken Wings
As a Buffalo resident who considers the chicken wing somewhat sacred, this is nothing short of a disgrace. Now I know how the people in Maine felt when Mickey D’s rolled out lobster rolls.
McDonalds Chicken Wings

2. The German Beer Scandal
Germans are known for their pure beer, however the souls of the people running the show are anything but. A recent government investigation has revealed that the country’s biggest brewing bosses have engaged in side deals to raise prices and screw consumers for the last twenty years or so. Not cool, guys. Not cool at all.
German Beer Scandal

3. This Will Be Taking Up Valuable Shelf Space In the Beer Aisle Very Soon
No additional explanation necessary.

4. A 26 Year Old Was Eaten By a 16-Foot Crocodile at a Birthday Party
Getting a buzz on at your friend’s birthday party and going for a leisurely swim may sound like a lot of fun, but it’s never a good idea when the river you’re camping next to is infested by wild crocodiles. According to the Associated Press, 26 year old Australian man Sean Cole died this weekend after being dragged away by a croc as 15 of his friends watched in horror.

5. Kim & Kanye’s Baby Looks Like an Infant George Zimmerman
This poor baby has to go through life with the name North West, was used to boost ratings on her grandmother Kris Jenner’s talk show, and kind of looks like one of the most controversial men in America.
North West Zimmerman

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