9 Cleverly Named (Often Dirty) Beers

1. Lagunitas – Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’ Ale

Lagunitas Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’ Ale

Asking your husband, wife, or significant other to get you a beer has never been more fun.

2. New England Brewing Co. – 668 Neighbor of the Beast

New England Brewing Co. 668 Neighbor of the Beast

The numbers. The name. Need I say more?

3. Wasatch Brew Pub & Brewery – Polygamy Porter

Wasatch Brew Pub & Brewery Polygamy Porter

Why have just one?

4. Dogfish Head – Golden Shower

Dogfish Head Golden Shower

I’m blushing just thinking of explaining this to you. If you don’t know what a golden shower is, I’ll simply ask that you look it up, but browse at your own risk if you’re at work. Not sure it’s an appetizing name, but it’s a clever one.

5. Great River Brewery – Big Cock IPA

Great River Brewery Bick Cock IPA

Just ask one of your friends, “Hey, you gotta Big Cock for me?” That’s kinda fun.

6. Full Sail Brewing Company – Wreck the Halls

Full Sail Brewing Company Wreck the Halls Two of my favorites: a holiday ale and a play on words. Score.

7. Buffalo Bill’s Brewery – Alimony Ale

Buffalo Bill’s Brewery Alimony Ale

Alimony Ale was originally brewed back in 1987 for a customer going through a divorce, the beer is often described as “irreconcilably different.”

8. Rogue – Yellow Snow IPA

Rogue Yellow Snow IPA

Not sure why urine is a running theme here, but I guess I can dig it. The tagline reads “Dedicated to Common Sense.” You never eat the yellow snow.

9. Butternuts Beer & Ale – Porkslap Pale Ale

Butternuts Beer & Ale Porkslap Pale Ale

The thought of two pigs belly bumping is funny. Calling it a “pork slap” is hilarious.

1 Comment

  • Jay the welder August 6, 2015 @ 7:38am

    You guys forgot my after dark
    IDA.
    The golden coconut summer Dreamer.
    The agavelicious Agave farmhouse ale.
    Some of my High 40’s Ale’s Oh and I almost forgot the Black Witch Black weat first in America. Brewed By Jay Lesher Master Brewery Builder. Get Your Gun On with The Brew Gun brewery Designed by Jay Lesher aka Jay the welder. Brew on America!!!

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