I am a woman who is not easily offended. If you are a woman, or man for that matter, who is over sensitive and can’t take a joke, don’t read any further.
Now that we’ve weeded out the criers, I read a randomly funny article at madville.com, and just had to share:
There’s trouble brewing, guys
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe’s annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn’t perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
I love long, drawn out jokes, even at the expense of my own sex.
[techtags:BEER ARTICLE, FUNNY BEER JOKE, BEER JOKES, BEER]