Best Beer in the World

After a beer festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona’s president sits down and says, “Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one. Coors’ president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it. Then the guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” and the Guinness president replies, “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.” [techtags:BEER, BEER JOKE, GUINNESS, COORS, BUDWEISER, CORONA]


  • Hannah August 19, 2008 @ 8:27am

    HA! That made me laugh out loud! How true it is…

  • Ed August 19, 2008 @ 2:01pm


    This one is right up there with the “Blonde walking along the canal” joke.

  • Scott - The Brew Club August 19, 2008 @ 8:48pm

    Great joke! “Its funny because its true.” – (Fat Tony on the Simpsons)

  • Liz August 20, 2008 @ 9:00am

    So what are you guys saying about blondes?

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