After a beer festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona’s president sits down and says, “Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one. Coors’ president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it. Then the guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” and the Guinness president replies, “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.” [techtags:BEER, BEER JOKE, GUINNESS, COORS, BUDWEISER, CORONA]
Best Beer in the World
- August 19, 2008
HA! That made me laugh out loud! How true it is…
Brilliant!
This one is right up there with the “Blonde walking along the canal” joke.
Great joke! “Its funny because its true.” – (Fat Tony on the Simpsons)
So what are you guys saying about blondes?