Introducing the Pumpkin Tap Kit: Autumn’s Must-Have Party Accessory

Every party needs a hook.

You know what I’m talking about. An identity, a signifier that tonight – at YOUR party – things are going to be a little bit different. This isn’t about piles of laundry or throwing tonight’s leftovers in tomorrow’s brown paper lunch bags. It’s not about raking the leaves or wondering where the hell summer went. It’s not even about another humdrum gathering with nothing to distinguish it from a thousand other get togethers featuring the thrilling triumvirate of waxy cheese, too-sweet wine, and flaccid conversation.

No. YOUR party is about celebrating all that is good: the twinkling laughter of close friends. The roaring coziness of an October bonfire. The sanctuary of rollicking Saturday evenings rolling slowly into lazy Sunday mornings. The brisk, invigorating air that’s so crisp it might snap in half with the slightest disturbance.

The heat has broken. The leaves are well into their golden years. Football season is a month old. This is Fall. Isn’t it glorious? And you know what? YOUR party should be ready to make the most of it. So, what’s your hook?

Pumpkin Tap Kit

Don’t lose your gourd looking at this beautiful Pumpkin Keg.

Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you to the harvest-saluting, whimsy-inducing, drink-dispensing marvel: the Pumpkin Keg!

Yes, it’s really just a normal, everyday pumpkin. Yes, it dispenses everything from your creative signature cocktail to ice-cold spiced cider for the kids. Yes, it’s easy to assemble (as long as you can supply your own pumpkin).

Pumpkin Tap 2

If you can screw in a lightbulb, you can assemble your own Pumpkin Keg.

But you know what else? It makes your neighbors say, “Wow. I need to step my party game up,” or “That’s so creative and awesome and festive. These people are party gods.” It makes you feel good about the fact that you’re taking care of the little special details that make events worth remembering. Honestly, it just makes you smile because it’s clever, and cute, and looks like something that would be really hard to do, but it’s not.

Look, we’re not saying that grabbing the Pumpkin Tap Kit and making your own Pumpkin Keg is the only way to ensure that your party or picnic is a social success. We know that there are many recipes for a great night. But, really? How do you not think this is super cool? And we guarantee your guests will too.

So go ahead. Click below to grab your Pumpkin Tap Kit today and tap into all that Autumn has to offer!


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