Disclaimer: I apologize in advance for all of the puns in this post. I couldn’t help myself.
He might be pushing 60, but Ron Jeremy shows no signs of slowing down. In fact, he’s entering the booze business and his product seems hardcore.
The world’s most famous adult film star now has his very own brand of rum and we have reason to believe it’s quite the aphrodisiac.
Ron de Jeremy, “THE adult RUM” is a spirit that I may not ever be able to take seriously but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t ridiculously entertained by its website this afternoon.
Just take their product description for example, “The oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly, yet gently enough to allow hints of vanilla and raw sugarcane to reveal themselves. The finish is elegant and long, true to the aromas and flavors previously experienced. Ron de Jeremy sips perfectly, naked or savored over the rocks, and mixes beautifully to make Ron’s many signature drinkxxx. It is the adult rum.”
Retailing somewhere around $20 – $40 for a 750ml bottle, Ron’s blended and spiced rums are available in select retail stores throughout the U.S. and Canada.
Not interested in dropping that kind money to pay tribute to a porn legend? Enjoy these non-rum related Ron Jeremy facts, instead:
- He used to be a special education teacher
- He first appeared in an adult film in 1983
- He is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for “Most Appearances in Adult Films”
- He has performed in over 2,000 films and directed an additional 281 films
- He was an extra in Ghostbusters
There’s a lot more I could say here, but you get the point. I’ll simply close with the disclaimer from the Ron de Jeremy website: Please enjoy responsibly and never do anything Ron wouldn’t.
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