Gift Ideas For Your Inner Slacker

I know we’re quickly approaching Christmastime because everyone here at KegWorks has been zipping around like steroid-pumped hummingbirds dosing on high octane caffeine and many other substances. (That’s probably due to what we’ve been adding to our coffee this morning). I’d take pictures to prove how fast things are moving, but frankly, we’d just look like blurs, or someone might be tempted to smack the camera out of my hand and yell, “Get your lazy butt to work, Ed!” I’m kidding. They wouldn’t use butt.

It occurs to me that we’re not the only ones that are busy. You are too. I mean, who else could be keeping us so motivated and sprinting all over the place to clear our shipment times?

If you’re anything like me – which, less face it, you’re not – you’ve probably got that one last person on your list and then you can kick back, toss back a few, and watch everyone else self-destruct over last minute shopping. No? Well, if that’s the case, then here are some of my personal favs that I’d like to offer as last minute gift, stocking stuffer, or White Elephant Party ideas.

Tavern PuzzlesTAVERN PUZZLES

Sold individually or as a set, these wrought iron, heavy-weight bad boys will keep any designated driver or intellectual drunk busy for hours when you’re not making them piss themselves with your drunken shenanigans. These probably also double as a great addition to any serious bar brawl… but you didn’t hear that from me. Ahem.

INSTANT BEER STEIN CAN GRIP HANDLE

For those too wussy to hold their can in their bare hand – or those tailgating outside and are worried about a little frostbite this winter. These easier-than-hell-to-use handles snap into place faster than you can say “beer me”.

Leg Lamp LightsA CHRISTMAS STORY LEG LAMP LIGHT STRAND

Okay, so maybe you won’t get an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle under your tree, but you can certainly claim your “major award” now while supplies of these sumptuous strands still last!

WINE TASTING PARTY KIT

Because, let’s face it, they don’t know squat about wine.

Cocktail LampAPPLE MARTINI COCKTAIL PARTY LAMP

Perfect for the person you don’t really know, don’t want to know, or the person you don’t want to spend a lot on. Don’t show up to your office White Elephant Party without this as a gift! (Tell me you wouldn’t find a place to park this over-sized cocktail in your home, apartment, or basement bar.) Time to get lit!

BONNY BOY MANNEKEN PIS LIQUOR DISPENSER

This is the Rolls Royce of low brow liquor dispensing. Modeled after some famous fountain somewhere in Europe (like you really care), this battery-operated little pisser will definitely get people buzzing at your next party. Makes a better White Elephant Party Gift than the Cocktail Lamp… all you need is a few dollars more.

Mr. Beer Premium KitMR. BEER HOMEBREW BEER MAKING KIT (PREMIUM EDITION)

Everything they’ll need to make their own beer – without the attitude of an elitist, micro-brewing snob. Perfect for anyone with time and patience who is motivated to get themselves a good buzz.

[techtags:BEER GIFTS, COCKTAIL GIFTS, HOMEBREW GIFTS, LIQUOR GIFTS]

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