I found a great article at beerchurch.com, listing the Top 10 Beer Quotes of All Time:
Charlie Papazian: Relax. Don’t worry. Have a homebrew.
David Daye: If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.
Tom Waits: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Steven Wright: 24 beers in a case. 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?
Homer Simpson: Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just get this over with so I can go back to killing you with beer.
Anonymous: Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.
Freddie Freak: Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.
Kaiser Wilhelm: Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Frank Zappa: You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Benjamin Franklin: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I couldn’t have said it better myself. Got any great beer quotes we missed? Leave them in the comments section below!
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