Top 10 Beer Quotes

I found a great article at, listing the Top 10 Beer Quotes of All Time:

Charlie Papazian: Relax. Don’t worry. Have a homebrew.

David Daye: If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.

Tom Waits: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Steven Wright: 24 beers in a case. 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?

Homer Simpson: Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just get this over with so I can go back to killing you with beer.

Anonymous: Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.

Freddie Freak: Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

Kaiser Wilhelm: Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Frank Zappa: You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Benjamin Franklin: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I couldn’t have said it better myself. Got any great beer quotes we missed? Leave them in the comments section below!




  • John March 11, 2009 @ 11:08am

    You’re missing the songs:

    The Doors (Roadhouse Blues) : Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.
    George Thorogood (Same as lyric) : One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
    Rush (Working Man) : I get home at five o’clock, and I take myself out a nice, cold beer.
    Jimmy Buffett (Cheeseburger In Paradise) : I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes, big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
    ZZ Top (Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers) : Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah. Uh-huh-huh, baby, dont you wanna come with me?

    Plus a few thousand more…without even going into the country genre. 😉

  • Hannah March 11, 2009 @ 11:20am

    Thanks for those, John. And thanks, too, for not going into the country songs. They just don’t do anything for me most of the time 🙂

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