Top 10 Ways to Score Free Drinks

We put our heads together to come up with some of the best (and funniest) ways on earth to score free drinks. Enjoy!

1. Raid coolers at a local campground. Make sure all signs point to bears.

2. Dress up as Campus Police and break up a college party or two.

3. Tell your friends you’ll all buy rounds. Insist on going last and then leave early.

4. Sign up for a beer pong tournament. Lose on purpose.

5. Scour the obituaries and attend as many Irish wakes as possible.

6. Crash an open-bar wedding.

7. Become a Catholic, map out the local churches and go mass hopping for the wine.

8. Attend high school reunions for high schools you never attended.

9. Date a bartender.

10. Buy an IITYWIMWYBMAD? T-Shirt. Wear it often.


Have any other fun ways to get free drinks? Tell us about ’em here, in comments.




  • Matt August 25, 2010 @ 9:23am

    I think I worked out what IITYWIMWYBMAD stands for….. If I Take Your Willy In Mouth Will You Buy Me A Drink? 🙂

  • Hannah August 25, 2010 @ 9:48am

    Matt – close, but we we wouldn’t condone such a phrase on a shirt :p

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