We Can Plug Your Bungholes!

I was excited when I heard we’d be selling Hoff Stevens Kegs but everyone around the office couldn’t help but wonder if we’d also be able to offer the oh so essential bung necessary to plug the bungholes of said kegs.

Bung for Hoff Stevens KegI’m here to tell you that with a little KegWorks magic, we were able to get our hands on enough wooden bungs for everyone.

Now, as the official product description writer for such a young, hip company I couldn’t help having a little bit of fun. Such an item just begs for a little bit of wordplay. I mean, I’m pretty mature for my age but there’s just something about the word “bunghole” that brings out my juvenile nature. Thankfully, I’m allowed to express that around here (once in a while anyway.)

I took the “pretend you’re trying to be serious about this then fess up” approach. Pete, our resident draft beer guru sent me an interoffice IM yesterday that simply read: “Designed specifically for plugging the bunghole, this valuable piece of hardwood fits nice and snug to prevent leakage. – best sentence ever.”

I must humbly agree. So there you are, a little brutal honesty from the copywriter to go with your bungs. Enjoy!

[techtags:HOFF STEVENS KEG, BUNG, BUNGHOLE, DRAFT BEER, CASK BEER]

1 Comment

  • Jennifer December 14, 2017 @ 2:20pm

    Will these fit into a standard used wine barrel bung hole? We make wine barrel vanities. Please respond to the email address provided, and pricing as well. Thank you!

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